About me

When I was born my parents named me. Though it was not necessary but it was highly important. Imagine, if I had no name you would have to take so much pain, just to point me out.

Let’s say, you are one of the numerous persons annoyed with me and after a prolonged search , you have finally got hold of someone who (claims he) knows me. You have to say all sorts of things like,

“Monsieur have you seen the guy, with a typical bonglike thick rimmed specs who is as dark as a Dravidian.
He seems to be permanently lost in a world of hallucination and seldom  proves to be of any use. Well I don’t really know what he is good at, but he sucks badly in drumming, cartooning, writing and better not talk about his graphic designing, poems and sense of humor. I have even heard people saying, he can’t even see properly.
You have probably mistaken him lately, as the one who made a sarcastic comment on you  making you feel low before masses or played a dirty prank making you a laughing stock and  you , like all your predecessors have taken no time in adding him to  your blacklist.  Its true that he is of no good in Physics. They say he can’t even plot a one variable gaussian with three parameters.
Well… , he is a chauvinist in the most universal sense of the word. He hardly speaks in public if he doesn’t feel like erupting. He was obsessed with lasers or something, some time back. But nowadays he is busy committing some online nuisance .
Well if you come across this guy please let him know that I wanted to say hi to him.”

Banana man

Life to me, is crystal clear. Its great living in a Hilbert space of infinite eigen states all adding up in its own unique way to zero. I  believe in Karma theory and consider our deeds as perfect Bosons. though society has always tried to deal with us like a Fermionic system. (Don’t confuse me with a socialist on this). Good and Bad are identical, they just depend on the frame of reference.  Our existence is such a small perturbation in nature that it hardly it hardly matters how we use it. Our forefathers created Gods and we are keeping them alive. Our life is a particle in an accelerator, it is there until it meets its antiparticle. After that we are nature again.

Apart from useless rants, (as above) I also engage myself in listening to music (rather I AM OVERINDULGENT). In case, you don’t believe this too and make faces at me like a disgruntled chimpanzee , take a look at my last fm chart below.

recently listened

And well if need be, you may contact me at royal.phy[at]gmail.com .

  1. March 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm | #1

    Macha! You rock!

  2. Shouvik
    June 30, 2008 at 10:14 pm | #2

    beta dhopbaaj
    ” you probably hate him like Greg Chapel does Dada, if you are a communist”

    “kaminism(read communism) er ranga chokhe manda diki dekhe” :P

  3. Iman
    August 28, 2008 at 8:42 pm | #3

    Notun blog likhle gtalk e status e dibi

  4. Murthy
    October 21, 2008 at 7:13 pm | #4

    nice blog

  5. nomolisa
    November 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm | #5

    hi Rahul,

    i like your blog – quite a lot.

    are you still at IIT ?

    What are you doing these days?

    cheers
    ajay

    IIT K , alumn
    1991 batch

  6. medha
    July 30, 2009 at 8:05 pm | #6

    hey rahul,

    how r u? where r u based now? what do u do?

    a very nice blog indeed…keep blogging!!!

    Medha
    (DAV Kolkata 2002 batch)

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